I think most people who meet Emily are often surprised because … how to put this? Well, they think I’m an anti-social ass, and she strikes them as the opposite of an anti-social ass.
It’s not uncommon for people to make remarks that dance delicately around this main point. They show considerable restraint in not inserting the word “actually” in the phrase “You’re wife is cool” between the words “is” and “cool.”
What they don’t realize is two important things:
1. She eats all the time. 35% of my take-home pay goes toward feeding the girl. Emily at work:
2. She is very lazy. the following is actually such a common occurrence that I don’t bother taking photos of it anymore:
You see? I’m a much better man than you think.