Here’s a typical agenda for Gavin:
- Cry
- Eat
- Poop
- Burp
- Sleep
Occasionally he’ll be awake and doing something other than eating, pooping, or crying:
All that eating and pooping is definitely having an effect:
After 6 weeks, he’s a monstrous 13 pounds, 24-25 inches long. Pretty soon he’ll be asking to borrow my car.
Posted on February 15th, 2010



it was nice to finally meet your little cry, eat, poop, burp, sleep machine! he's pretty darn cute. when are you gonna hand over them s2000 keys to the little tyke? are you measuring the distance he has left to go before he reaches the pedals??
Man, seriously, "borrow [your] car?" That's just really scary. I've barely wrapped my head around the fact that close friends have kids at all. But speaking of that S2000, I think you'd better let me hang on to that so you have space to park your new minivan.
The S2000 is allergic to snow.
Oh, it's no problem: I can keep it in the garage until the snow melts.
Booo…I've caught another cold…at this rate, I'll be meeting Gavin when he's a teenager…and most likely it'll be like seeing the back of his head as he bounds out the door to take off in the S2000
you forgot peeing.