Some fantastically funny stuff over at this Scribd page:
Posted on March 29th, 2007 § 0 comments
They Didn’t Study
Biodegradable plastic!
It’s about time.
NPR: Biotech Industry Touts its ‘Green’ Credentials
Green Plastics – not to be confused with Green Plastic, a Radiohead site.
Posted on June 11th, 2004 § 0 comments
When ex-girlfriends attack…
Jon Stewart at William and Mary’s Commencement
Damn it. We got the prime minister of Denmark or Finland (I forget which), William and Mary got Jon Stewart. Oh well.
Posted on May 30th, 2004 § 0 comments
StudioGlyphic welcomes Machine Samba to the blogging world
Machine Samba is written by the author of Violent Messiahs and the Van Helsing movie tie-in promotional comic book. What a corporate whore!
Here’s a sample:
My hero, George W. Bush, told the world yesterday that the systematic torture and sexual humiliation of the Abu Ghraib prisoners in Baghdad is abhorrent (he pronounced it “aphorrent” but we’ve got bigger fish to fry). He all but actually apologized in the two truncated videos I’ve seen drifting around the net.
I believe he is sorry. Sorry that this is a fucking PR nightmare in an election storm. Sorry that even republicans are currently calling for Rumsfeld’s resignation. Sorry that they only started the Military Intelligence investigation (one of six) a little over ten days ago even though CBS’s 60 Minutes contacted the Pentagon three weeks prior for a response. Very very sorry.
Why I’m not buying the president’s moral outrage has a lot to do with the hard truth about abuse in Texas Prisons under his Gubernatorial watch and the fact that he never apologized to the impoverished Texas prison population. But then he doesn’t see all of them as potential suicide bombers sitting on a shit load of oil either.
It’s obvious what direction Machine Samba will be taking in the months to come.
Posted on May 7th, 2004 § 0 comments