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January 23, 2004
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Wes Clark - She was just following orders
Howard Dean - She wanted to take her country back
John Edwards - She was optimistic about crossing over
John Kerry - Because the real deal was on the other side
Dennis Kucinich - To get the US troops out and the UN troops in
Joe Lieberman - Because the other side was more conservative
Al Sharpton - To stand up for fundamental chicken rights
Dick Gephardt - Because she was a miserable failure
Bob Graham - To find Osama bin Forgotten
Carol Moseley Braun - To take the "Roosters Only" sign off of the other side
Posted by glyphic at January 23, 2004 04:55 AM