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In my neverending quest for poker blogger immortality, I've decided to add to the lexicon. Some greats have already paved the way with such hands as the Hammer, the Hiltons, and the Helmuths. Well, instead of Rockets or Bullets, I propose we call pocket Aces the Assrapers. Why, you may ask? Two reasons: 1) Someone always gets fucked with them (that includes the person holding them) and, perhaps more importantly, 2) Party and Stars don't censor the word. I guess that our society has reached a point where talking about illegitimate children is still verboten, but brutal penetration from behind is perfectly acceptable. So be it. May your assrapers hold up in every seat.