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May 07, 2005
Saturday morning conversations with Absinthe
ScurvyDog's guide to casino whoring is helping me offset my poker losses. Thanks Scurvy! I'm such a degenerate. Ask Absinthe, he can tell you:
Absinthe: and winning, presumably.
Glyphic: Up 164 over my buyin + bonus
Absinthe: So, you're going to walk away now, right? Right?
Glyphic: Haven't cleared the bonus play through yet
Glyphic: Just increased my bet from 4 to 10 and hit blackjack
Glyphic: Decreased it back to 4 and hit a twenty. doh.
Absinthe: Varying your bet with a memoryless deck?
Glyphic: Yes
Glyphic: Can't i have my fun?
Absinthe: So long as you realize that it's -EV.
Glyphic: -EV? Wot's dat?
Absinthe: (Bad Phil. Bad! Bad!)
Glyphic: Fuck the dealer. And his blackjack
Glyphic: So rigged
Absinthe: Dude. It's GAMBLING.
Glyphic: ?
Glyphic: you make no sense sometimes
Glyphic: i got a system, man...
Absinthe: Uh huh.
Absinthe: Step 1: lose a lot of money
Absinthe: Step 2: ?
Absinthe: Step 3: Profit!
Glyphic: Damn. Just hit BJ and the dealer had BJ too.
Glyphic: So rigged
Glyphic: Woo! I love double down.
Absinthe: Blackjack is like crack to you, isn't it?
Glyphic: That analogy would be pretty good if i weren't a crack smoker
Absinthe: Okay, it's like the gambling version of what you smoke regularly.
Glyphic: Okay, now I'm up $425 and I can withdraw my winnings.
Glyphic: I even made $25 playing roulette.
Posted by glyphic at May 7, 2005 04:47 AM
Comments
Great...just what I need, encouragement. I used to love playing blackjack...
Posted by: April at May 7, 2005 10:29 AM
Five AM? Jesus. Get some sleep, man.
Posted by: Glasstrack at May 7, 2005 10:30 AM
Casino Bonuses Rule.
But Roulette!? Dude....
Posted by: Mourn at May 8, 2005 05:11 AM
Roulette is very bad.
Posted by: StudioGlyphic at May 8, 2005 11:35 AM
Nothing good ever came of a roulette wheel.
Posted by: G-Rob at May 8, 2005 02:49 PM
I am very bad.
Posted by: StudioGlyphic at May 8, 2005 02:52 PM
I flushed $100 down chasing a casino bonus, now bet365 informs me I can't withdraw the rest of my money thru Neteller.
Sigh.
Posted by: Drizztdj at May 9, 2005 09:26 AM