{"id":1066,"date":"2005-02-14T03:19:49","date_gmt":"2005-02-14T10:19:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/?p=1066"},"modified":"2005-02-14T03:19:49","modified_gmt":"2005-02-14T10:19:49","slug":"sound-of-good-writing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/2005\/02\/14\/sound-of-good-writing\/","title":{"rendered":"Sound of Good Writing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Usually rhymes with &#8220;junkie,&#8221; as in the case of the prolific use of the word &#8220;monkey&#8221; in <a href=\"http:\/\/suckout.blogspot.com\/\">Sound of a Suckout<\/a>. If for whatever reason you read me and don&#8217;t read ScurvyDog&#8217;s ramblings, there&#8217;s something wrong with you, but happily, it&#8217;s treatable. Sorry, but there&#8217;s nothing I can do about your chlamydia.<\/p>\n<p>Like most of the bloggers I enjoy reading, ScurvyDog&#8217;s style is full of personality and animation. He gets extra points for using the phrase &#8220;getting kicked in the junk&#8221; from time to time, which as you know, is particularly painful when you have chlamydia. Poor you.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Usually rhymes with &#8220;junkie,&#8221; as in the case of the prolific use of the word &#8220;monkey&#8221; in Sound of a Suckout. If for whatever reason you read me and don&#8217;t read ScurvyDog&#8217;s ramblings, there&#8217;s something wrong with you, but happily, it&#8217;s treatable. Sorry, but there&#8217;s nothing I can do about your chlamydia. Like most of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poker"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psIKy-hc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1066"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}