{"id":1116,"date":"2005-04-01T01:33:42","date_gmt":"2005-04-01T08:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/?p=1116"},"modified":"2005-04-01T01:33:42","modified_gmt":"2005-04-01T08:33:42","slug":"fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/01\/fuck\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s it. I&#8217;m through. <\/p>\n<p>And here I thought I was going to keep any substantial gains in my bankroll for once. True to form, it&#8217;s been about 3-4 months since my last bankroll nosedive and I am nothing if not predictable.<\/p>\n<p>Grrr.<\/p>\n<p>A little piece of advice for you guys who still have money. After you lose five buy-ins at the .50\/1 NL tables, DO NOT take a shot at 5\/10 NL to get it back. <font color=\"#FFFFFF\">What day is it? April 1st?<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s it. I&#8217;m through. And here I thought I was going to keep any substantial gains in my bankroll for once. True to form, it&#8217;s been about 3-4 months since my last bankroll nosedive and I am nothing if not predictable. Grrr. A little piece of advice for you guys who still have money. After [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poker"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/ssIKy-fuck","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}