{"id":1135,"date":"2005-04-23T15:16:10","date_gmt":"2005-04-23T22:16:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/?p=1135"},"modified":"2008-11-28T18:03:30","modified_gmt":"2008-11-29T01:03:30","slug":"tricksy-ninjas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/23\/tricksy-ninjas\/","title":{"rendered":"Tricksy Ninjas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wilwheaton.net\/\">Wil Wheaton<\/a> turned me on to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.overheardinnewyork.com\/\">Overheard in NY<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/images\/blog\/NinjasKilledMyFamily.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"260\" border=\"1\" alt=\"Ninjas killed my family - need money for kung-fu lessons\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A large bearded black man is holding a big white sign that reads: NINJAS KILLED MY FAMILY. I NEED $$ TO LEARN KUNG-FU AND GET REVENGE.<\/p>\n<p>Drunk yuppie: Ha, ha. So dude, are you really going to become a ninja?! Ha, ha!<br \/>\nBlack guy: Nah, man. This is just for humor. This ain&#8217;t for real.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Broadway &#038; 76th<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.overheardinnewyork.com\/archives\/001328.html\">Overheard<\/a> by: M-Co<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think these are the same guy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wil Wheaton turned me on to Overheard in NY: A large bearded black man is holding a big white sign that reads: NINJAS KILLED MY FAMILY. I NEED $$ TO LEARN KUNG-FU AND GET REVENGE. Drunk yuppie: Ha, ha. So dude, are you really going to become a ninja?! Ha, ha! Black guy: Nah, man. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psIKy-ij","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1135"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1514,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135\/revisions\/1514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}