{"id":1169,"date":"2005-06-16T22:54:40","date_gmt":"2005-06-17T05:54:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/?p=1169"},"modified":"2005-06-16T22:54:40","modified_gmt":"2005-06-17T05:54:40","slug":"buzzed-in-osaka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/16\/buzzed-in-osaka\/","title":{"rendered":"Buzzed in Osaka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe that third beer wasn&#8217;t such a good idea, but I&#8217;ve managed to spend the first 3 hours of my 6 hour layover in Osaka doing what I do best: spending time on the Internet, smoking cigarettes, and drinking beer. I should put some money in my PokerRoom account so I can play some Java-based Hold&#8217;em.<\/p>\n<p>Like the Incheon (Seoul) airport, the Osaka airport has these smoking areas and Internet kiosks. Anyone who&#8217;s had to wait for the next flight in an airport can understand that these things, and $5 draft beer, can help pass the time adequately. If my friggin&#8217; laptop hadn&#8217;t died, I could also be making (or losing) some big bets playing at Party Poker&#8217;s Bad Beat Jackpot tables. Ah well. One can&#8217;t have everything. <\/p>\n<p>But having my laptop with me also would have also enabled me to avoid using this goddamn Japanese keyboard. There&#8217;s extra keys, and a colon key where the apostrophe should be. That makes typing all these conjunctions an exercise my Asahi-addled brain isn&#8217;t completely equipped to handle. Good thing I have a modified type-A personality. I wouldn&#8217;t want to foist misspellings and bizarre punctuation on my reading public.<\/p>\n<p>Ah yes, one other nicety about the airport here in Osaka and the one in Incheon (Seoul) (which I keep wanting to spell as &#8220;Seould&#8221;): bathrooms for handicapped persons. I&#8217;m not handicapped (at least not in the way they would define it), but I can appreciate a bathroom where I have a toilet and sink all to my lonesome. I just wish I had more food in my system so I could take full advantage of them.<\/p>\n<p>2.75 hours to go until my flight. You sleeping Americans go on and have a good time dreaming of waking up to an English-speaking world. I&#8217;ll be joining you in 15 hours when I touch down in Auckland, New Zealand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe that third beer wasn&#8217;t such a good idea, but I&#8217;ve managed to spend the first 3 hours of my 6 hour layover in Osaka doing what I do best: spending time on the Internet, smoking cigarettes, and drinking beer. I should put some money in my PokerRoom account so I can play some Java-based [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psIKy-iR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}