{"id":1423,"date":"2007-08-09T22:47:16","date_gmt":"2007-08-10T05:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/09\/leftovers\/"},"modified":"2007-08-09T22:47:16","modified_gmt":"2007-08-10T05:47:16","slug":"leftovers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/09\/leftovers\/","title":{"rendered":"Leftovers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Front steps of local business.<\/p>\n<p>Evening.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>HERO: Would you like a steak?<\/p>\n<p>MAN: A steak?! What kind of steak?<\/p>\n<p>HERO: It&#8217;s a rib eye.<\/p>\n<p>MAN: I&#8217;d love to have a steak. But I already ate at Jack in the Box.<\/p>\n<p>HERO: So you don&#8217;t want it?<\/p>\n<p>MAN: Nah, I already ate. But there are some more homeless people over there.<\/p>\n<p><em>Man points toward the park.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>HERO: Yeah. I already drove all around the park. I didn&#8217;t see anyone.<\/p>\n<p><em>Man laughs.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><em>Several miles west.<\/p>\n<p>Hero runs after woman in crosswalk.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>HERO: Hi. I have some food. Would you like it?<\/p>\n<p><em>Woman looks unsure, tightens grip on belongings.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>WOMAN: What is it?<\/p>\n<p>HERO: Uh, it&#8217;s half a steak, some mashed potatoes, and onion rings.<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN: <em>(relaxes)<\/em> Okay. <em>(beat)<\/em> How mu&#8230; Are you selling it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Front steps of local business. Evening. HERO: Would you like a steak? MAN: A steak?! What kind of steak? HERO: It&#8217;s a rib eye. MAN: I&#8217;d love to have a steak. But I already ate at Jack in the Box. HERO: So you don&#8217;t want it? MAN: Nah, I already ate. But there are some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psIKy-mX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}