{"id":289,"date":"2004-05-28T18:31:12","date_gmt":"2004-05-29T01:31:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/?p=289"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T07:00:00","slug":"mr-excitement-update-day-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/28\/mr-excitement-update-day-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Excitement update: Day 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That was quick.<\/p>\n<p>After dropping off Mr. Excitement at the crack of dawn, I got a call less than two hours later saying that he was ready to be picked up. <\/p>\n<p>To my surprise, he was awake; Mu was groggy when she came home. Then again, it&#8217;s a different procedure altogether for males and females. <\/p>\n<p>He began meowing quite a bit on the way home and the carrier smelled of musk, so I put him in the upstairs bathroom with a fresh litter box. He immediately stumbled over to the litter box and sprayed. <\/p>\n<p>When he was done, there was a clump at least six inches in diameter giving off the foulest eye-watering stench I&#8217;ve smelled in a while. My head still hurts thinking about it.<\/p>\n<p>There were also drops of musky urine all over the bathroom floor. He&#8217;s staying there all night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That was quick. After dropping off Mr. Excitement at the crack of dawn, I got a call less than two hours later saying that he was ready to be picked up. To my surprise, he was awake; Mu was groggy when she came home. Then again, it&#8217;s a different procedure altogether for males and females. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psIKy-4F","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}