{"id":530,"date":"2004-10-24T22:15:17","date_gmt":"2004-10-25T06:15:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/?p=530"},"modified":"2009-12-30T00:08:09","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T08:08:09","slug":"in-less-than-23-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/24\/in-less-than-23-hands\/","title":{"rendered":"“in less than 23 hands”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh, I almost forgot. The same table that quadrupled my buy-in also featured Grubby’s<\/a> evil twin:<\/p>\n

Party Poker No-Limit Hold’em, $ BB (9 handed) converter<\/a><\/p>\n

MP3 ($10.2)
\nCO ($25)
\nButton ($24.25)
\nSB ($59.15)
\nBB ($32.15)
\nUTG ($43.17)
\nUTG+1 ($16.4)
\nMP1 ($25.2)
\nHero ($24.25)<\/p>\n

Preflop:<\/b> Hero is MP2 with Qc, As. SB posts a blind of $0.25. BB posts a blind of $0.5. CO posts a blind of $0.5.
\nUTG calls $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.50, MP1 calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.50, MP3 calls $0.50, CO (poster) checks, Button calls $0.50, SB (poster) completes, BB raises $3.50 to $4<\/font>, UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $3.50, Hero calls $3.50, MP3 calls $3.50, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds.<\/p>\n

Flop:<\/b> ($18.50) 2c, 5s, 6s (4 players)<\/font>
\nBB bets $9<\/font>, MP1 calls $9, Hero folds, MP3 folds.<\/p>\n

Turn:<\/b> ($36.50) 2h (2 players)<\/font>
\nBB bets $7<\/font>, MP1 raises to $12.20 (All-In), BB calls $5.20.<\/p>\n

River:<\/b> ($60.90) 4c (2 players, 1 all-in)<\/font><\/p>\n

Final Pot:<\/b> $60.90
\nMain Pot: $60.90, between BB and MP1.<\/font> > Pot won by MP1 ($60.90).<\/p>\n

BB has 2d 7s (three of a kind, twos).
\nMP1 has 6d 6c (full house, sixes full of twos).
\nOutcome: MP1 wins $60.90.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Wow. I mean, really, wow! Not only did he pull a Pauly<\/a> with the Hammer, but his hand was almost good!<\/p>\n

So why Grubby’s evil twin? Not only did he play the hammer, but he insisted that he should have won, had luck not interceded:<\/p>\n

studioglyphic: hammer
\nBB: 27 almost good
\nMP1: 27 wow yu ok
\nBB: thought i was in driver’s seat
\nBB: no?
\nMP1: yu drunk or moron
\nBB: it’s real simple, you don’t flop 6’s i win pot
\nMP1: luv yu refil
\nBB: do you call the flop bet w\/out 6 on board
\nBB: answer that
\nBB: hello, your answer
\nMP1: refil need action players
\nBB: your like Bush, can’t honestly answer a question
\nMP1: need the fish
\nDealt to studioglyphic [ Ah As ]
\nstudioglyphic: eff Bush!
\nBB: i love you week principled people
\nBB raises [$2].
\nBB: weal
\nBB: *weak
\nMP1: 27??
\nMP1 calls [$1.75].
\nBB: answer the question
\nBB: go ahead
\nBB: u can’t can you
\nstudioglyphic raises [$4.5].<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And yep, the two people involved in the hammer hand were also in the hand where my assrapers<\/a> picked them clean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh, I almost forgot. The same table that quadrupled my buy-in also featured Grubby’s evil twin: Party Poker No-Limit Hold’em, $ BB (9 handed) converter MP3 ($10.2) CO ($25) Button ($24.25) SB ($59.15) BB ($32.15) UTG ($43.17) UTG+1 ($16.4) MP1 ($25.2) Hero ($24.25) Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Qc, As. SB posts a blind of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poker"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psIKy-8y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1825,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions\/1825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}