{"id":534,"date":"2004-10-23T01:47:39","date_gmt":"2004-10-23T08:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/?p=534"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T07:00:00","slug":"presenting-the-assrapers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/23\/presenting-the-assrapers\/","title":{"rendered":"Presenting&#8230; the assrapers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my neverending quest for poker blogger immortality, I&#8217;ve decided to add to the lexicon. Some greats have already paved the way with such hands as the Hammer, the Hiltons, and the Helmuths. Well, instead of Rockets or Bullets, I propose we call pocket Aces the Assrapers. Why, you may ask? Two reasons: 1) Someone always gets fucked with them (that includes the person holding them) and, perhaps more importantly, 2) Party and Stars don&#8217;t censor the word. I guess that our society has reached a point where talking about illegitimate children is still verboten, but brutal penetration from behind is perfectly acceptable. So be it. May your assrapers hold up in every seat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my neverending quest for poker blogger immortality, I&#8217;ve decided to add to the lexicon. Some greats have already paved the way with such hands as the Hammer, the Hiltons, and the Helmuths. Well, instead of Rockets or Bullets, I propose we call pocket Aces the Assrapers. Why, you may ask? Two reasons: 1) Someone [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poker"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/psIKy-8C","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioglyphic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}