That was quick.

After dropping off Mr. Excitement at the crack of dawn, I got a call less than two hours later saying that he was ready to be picked up.

To my surprise, he was awake; Mu was groggy when she came home. Then again, it’s a different procedure altogether for males and females.

He began meowing quite a bit on the way home and the carrier smelled of musk, so I put him in the upstairs bathroom with a fresh litter box. He immediately stumbled over to the litter box and sprayed.

When he was done, there was a clump at least six inches in diameter giving off the foulest eye-watering stench I’ve smelled in a while. My head still hurts thinking about it.

There were also drops of musky urine all over the bathroom floor. He’s staying there all night.