Dear President Obama

I am neither a leper, a corpse, nor possessed by Legion. Therefore, I would like some help–not for myself–but for others with more serious problems. Here’s the list of healings we need, ordered by magnitude of the problem:

  • Time Warner Cable – West LA
  • Los Angeles County Metropolitan Transportation Authority
  • State of California

Other than that, I think I would like more pay.

Amen.

Sincerely,
glyphic

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