Whom would Jesus kill?

It’s been a while since I’ve read the Bible, but I remember enough of it to be completely disgusted by public statements by those who profess themselves to be Christians, and yet are some of the most hateful, uncharitable persons to be given their 15 minutes. I suppose that the self-congratulatory smirking and strutting of the Christian Right following the election has been weighing on my mind, since, well, they’re still talking about it. I’ve also been disturbed by the tone taken by talking heads regarding the recent execution in California. Lots of things along the lines of “Why did it take so long?” and “There’s still a big backlog of people to kill.” I don’t oppose the death penalty because I’m a Christian. I oppose it because I distrust the State. But I find it odd that the Christian Right (and Libertarians, for that matter) have allied themselves with a political party that is supposedly “tough on crime.”

But I digress.

Here’s today’s Bible passage:

John 8:1-11

1 Jesus went unto the mount of Olives.
2 And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them.
3 And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,
4 they say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.
5 Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?
6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.
7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
8 And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.
9 And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst.
10 When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee?
11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.

This is a simple, funny, and beautiful story.

The Pharisees are like any dogmatic bureaucrats, and we enjoy the fact that Jesus ignores them completely and keeps writing. It’s like Peter walking right past Lumbergh in Office Space. But more important than giving the Man the bird, Jesus tells us to have compassion and empathy for our fellow man. Even… and I want to make this absolutely clear… even if they do say, “Jehovah.”

LA Poker Classic Schedule

Commerce has the LA Poker Classic tourney schedule up on their site. For you no limit hold’em players, there’s a $250,000 guaranteed tourney starting next Saturday the 29th at 3PM. $291 entry + $9 toke + $30 fee. $330’s a bit much for my miniscule bankroll. Besides, I hate Hold’Em. Check out the schedule to find your event of choice…

As I’ve mentioned before, there’ll be a small get-together on the 29th. Stop by!

Some of us will be playing in the Classic:

Felicia Lee – http://felicialee.blogspot.com/
Poker Babe – http://www.poker-babes.com/

Others will be watching from the rails and relieving bust-outs of the rest of their cash:

Bill Rini – http://www.billrini.com/
FHWRDH – http://www.fhwrdh.net/home.php
HDouble – http://cardsspeak.servebeer.com/
Will – http://www.allnpoker.com/
Lance – http://any2cards.blogspot.com/

And some of us are still deciding:

The Film Geek – http://pokergeek.blogspot.com/
Absinthe – http://absinthesparks.blogspot.com/

Ooh, and there’s also a rumor that we may be graced by the presence of someone special.

Best of luck to the tourney participants!

Weekly game results: January 19

Double buy-in last night and probably every week hereafter. 10BB wasn’t really working out with our spread limit game.

JC +$2.35
ER +$3.35
CR -$5.35
PC -$2.75
JB +$4.10
EM -$1.70

Yeah. I lost set over set to JC (55 vs. JJ) early on and that accounts for most of that negative number there. Also lost a small bet with top pair vs. set before I folded the turn.

I tried to recruit ER for Party Poker, but CR quashed that idea immediately. Something about her losing his money. Heh.

Synchronicity

“And every so called meeting with his so called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch.”

It took me a couple days, but I’ve finally caught up on my limited poker reading. There are definitely other blogs out there that are worthwhile reads, but I think I’m running out of hours in the day to devote to reading blogs. I used to multi-task between reading and playing, but I’ve been trying to do a better job of focusing on the game at all times.

I think there’s also more content these days. I don’t remember for certain, but I’d say it started with three things occurring around the same time: 1) Iggy going pro, 2) the nightly NL table, and 3) the Vegas trip. So, okay, there were more frequent uber-posts and quickies, tales of the hammer taking down huge pots, and 30-odd trip reports posted as multi-part series. But I think Vegas was also the catalyst for gelling the “poker blog community” into a more coherent idea. Suddenly your audience had a lot more faces and shared experiences to go with the names, so you felt the compulsion to post more frequently and write better posts to impress and measure up to your peers.

I didn’t go to Vegas. I don’t have to impress or measure up to anyone.
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