Here are some loopholes you can use to get out of paying taxes. These really work! I’ve been using them for years.

  • Buy a house using a loan – Don’t pay taxes on all your income like some kind of low-life renter; subtract the interest you are paying from your income as if you had never earned it.
  • Get married – Only sinners pay full taxes on two incomes; legitimize your relationship and benefit!
  • Have kids – Other people should not only see and hear your children, they should take on some of the tax burden, too.
  • Get health insurance through your job – Only the foolish buy their own health insurance using after-tax dollars; be wise and get yours pre-tax through an employer.

There are other loopholes, I’m sure, but these are the big ones. Try these first and see if they work for you.

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